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Chris Hawthorne "Captain Stubing"

Vital Statistics

AZ Foos Username	'TheHawk'
Position	Goalie
VIFA Rating	-
League Rating	3.200
VIFA Titles
League Titles
Favorite Shot(s)	Pull, Push, PullKick, Five Finger Death Punch
Arch Nemesis	Stella Artois
Favorite Bitch	Stella Artois
Proudest Moment	Got a 6 figure job by beating the guy that would become my boss!

My Foos Biography!

Like most, I learned to play in a bar......well, MANY bars. My hometown is Denver, CO and my best friend and I learned to play together. We knew every little hole in the wall that had great foos and cheap beer. My friend was always better up front so I started playing goalie until I finally got sick of him losing games for us so I learned the 3 bar. I still feel at home when playing goalie however.

My main arena of expertise is extreme sarcasm, random acts of plagiarism, and sudden breakouts of flatulence.

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